Crammet - Crammet's Guide to IB Chemistry (Latest Video)
*(Make sure your volume's up)*This is pretty self-explanatory. It's our guide to IB Chemistry, featuring our friends and fellow video makers, Bourgeoisie. Don't let the academic aspect, fool you, however. Just watch the video. (Filmed with a Sony Handycam DCR-SR80 on 29 March 2008)LYRICS:Uh! Uh! Uh! Yo, Hydrogen! H! 1s1!You got Helium! 1s2!Back to Hydrogen! 1s1!Now hold on, my students, 'cause we not even close to done.Give it up for Lithium! Powers my Nintendo system.Beryllium! The cause of socialism.Without it I just don't know what I'd do.Now let's go on toBoron! Continues my rap.My kid's such a sap when his water tap's slapped. Chemistry's made of stuff you won't believe!When I get my tests back I'm so relieved! Carbon! It's the basis of life.Nitrogen! Macduff was the Thane of Fife.Oxygen! (OH!) It's what we breathe.Fluorine! It's the most electronegative.Molarity and molality! (What's the difference!?)And doneven get me started on concentration of percentage! 1-2-3-5! Hand jive! Gonna keep goin' with the rhyme! Don't cry! We're not gonna lie! Bake a pie! George W. Bush is the 42nd president.Ooo! They're singin' hand jive! They're gonna keep goin' with their rhyme!They're not gonna lie! Go back a pie! Sayin' they're not gonna lie! C to the r to the a-m-m-e-t! Yo, they call me the professa. They call me this 'cause I'm always givin' leck-chas [this means lectures]!Where d'ya think your teachers got all their knowledge!?It's because the Professa started his own smart college. You think we're really stupid and you're talkin' like "so?"Folk, we know about The Communist Manifesto!Now Neon lights the lights down at Chuck E Cheese! Sodium...uh...is used in salt! Magnesium! (NUMBER 12!) What does it do?(CHORUS) The elements! ELEMENTS! Elements! ELEMENTS! Elements! ELEMENTS! Elements! EL-I said the elements! ELEMENTS! Elements! ELEMENTS! Elements! ELEMENTS! Elements! Aluminum, silicon, phosphorus, too, Make life better for our friends...YOU! They're got configurations way up through 3p3Now allow us to introduce you to Bourgeoisie.Yo, we support Crammet rappin' on the double.We're also hidin' out so we don't get in trouble.This here is Mike, the lover of all elements.His favorite products out there are gel and mints.My name is Jack Attack! I smack back! I eat thumb tacks 'cause I'm self-conscious 'bout my back! This here's a video of a rap. We got girls, we got cars, and my IB backpack! Now it's 'bout time to skip around'Cause if we go too long we'll produce a frown! Let's travel on down through the noble gases, And let's try to not fall down on our...butts. Argon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon! They're noble and their baskets of fun! Now who said IB students couldn't rap?We're not as bad as Lindsay Lohan in "The Parent Trap"!To get to England you'll need a map.Our naysayers are just full of CHORUSNow the periodic table can be quite exciting! Just as fun as it is enlightening. Molar masses that will blow your mind! If you can't convert, that's where we draw the line! Moles to grams, grams to moles! All around! It makes me want to go screaming through the town! We respect the elements. That's why we're smart. So do your homework, get good grades, and play your part. We're here to teach 'bout the elements, and the prevalence of their relevance. Just look around you, and you can see the evidence. The contents of this table, you know, are really tight! So pay attention, watch, and listen 'til we're done. Aight? Room 203 is the place to be.Let's go over what we know, just tryta keep up with me. Try to wear your lab gear safely! And rinse your eyes with water if you spill acid in them! So electron configurations are the bomb, But not as strong as ping-pong with your mom! We remorse hat we couldn't fit them all in this song, However, due to length you couldn't call us wrong.We're comin' up on the ending right now.So don't fool around or act like a cow.We know by the end you're gonna weep.So for comfort food go and eat a PEEP! CHORUS
Author: crammet
Keywords: rap guide IB chemistry nagel seth roy crammet bourgeoisie hip-hop karl marx joseph stalin cult unsigned jack doug
Added: March 30, 2008